*Coming in, I find the place deserted (apart from Wooster being behind the bar)*.

No-one at all today, I ask.

Wooster: Woof! (Translation: No.)

*Tired after my posts, I go over to one of the easy chairs and sit*

Get me a drink, Woost, and not one of your 'specials'.

*A few minutes, I am nursing a small whiskey. It is then I noticed someone's absence*

Where's Maid?

Wooster: Woof! Woof! Woof! (Translation: She is having a... )

What a surprise!