No! Please! Don't tell them about how I was attacked by a roving mob of Scantily-dressed, oral-compulsive cheerleaders, I... oh, you didn't know about that? Sorry I brought it up... nevermind!

Welcome, Warmwhispers... can you work me into cockalot's story?

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