What I want for Christmas is ... my Christmas Stocking stuffed with a hottttt, sexxxy woman who gives me that morning b-j DB mentioned followed by a wild, frenzied nooner, and a slow, protracted evening lovemaking session (oh, yeah, and a digital camera to record what I’m hallucinating about right now…so, Santa, you can see I don’t want much).


My boss should do us all a favor by …