A blond goes to the doctor for a preganacy test and, when the result is positive, she asks the doctor how she will give birth. The doctor replies "well usually in the same possition you concieved". She replies "what bent over the bonnet of Wayne's Capri in Tesco's carpark?"

as the Brits on here may guess this is a converted Essex girl joke

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