Now I've seen some interesting things tried out before, but this one is too much... Reminds me of a guy that I dated once- He liked to smack my face with his dick as I went down on him (because he'd seen it in porn and thought I might like it ). Needless to say, we weren't together long.

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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
-John Keats