All vaseline will do is make your keys all greasy.....

tell ya a little secret though,

KY makes these neato little handy dandy miniature tubes.
Like little carry-out packages....take 'em, tuck 'em anywhere and everywhere.



That really should be my personal motto.

Take 'em and tuck 'em so you can um....f**K 'em.

:D :D :D