06-18-2004, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Mother In Law
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who
explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over
$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a Man here and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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