I know....you're right...it does sound rather cynical. You all have to remember I live in the land of the lost...where we don't update anything around here till tens of years after the fact. For example...this New Year's eve...we'll be shivering in our boots to see if, at midnight, all the computers (the four that some folks ventured to buy...including mine and the new fangled one at the bank) go dark and the looters come out in droves!

LMFAO!

But seriously...if, for some strange reason, I need to dial 911 to have a cop dispatched to my area (not just me, but anyone around here), it could take an hour or more till we see one and it's usually a state trooper. We don't have local police cruisers. And, if they did try to locate me from my GPS...I'm thinking that I'd be dead before they could decypher the signal or even figure out that a signal is being sent to them.

I'll just rely on my attack dinosaur...TYVM!

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