WW has dwarfed my lil story, but...
Tried to stand up with her wrapped around me, realize that she's a little to heavy for me to hold up w/o support, so I make my way towards the wall... ooops, forgot about that #50 Roberts reel-to-reel tape deck sitting on the floor....

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