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Old 02-05-2005, 02:13 AM
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A moldy oldie...but oh so romantic...


The Story of "O"...actually has a delicate story line...

...and doesn't open with..."Pizza delivery boy knocks on door. Sexy, scantily clad chick opens said door and drags boy in and asks, "Wanna fuck me instead of me paying for the pie"? Pimply faced boy becomes stud of the year with a 47" cock and experience beyond anything you'll ever dream of!

Rent is real cheap these days...Blockbuster won't even charge you late fees (I want all my late fees back now...tyvm!).

Free stuff...unknown, unless you have a real porn/vid friend!
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