Hey, that wasn't even that bad...
One of my fave lines are...

If I was gonna fuck anyone in showbiz, it would be Jennifer Lopez,
and Puffy you know this!
She's so fine, I wouldn't care if she was my own mother,
I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it's not mine.

Bad, I know... but damn funny in my opinion.

So come over here Lilith, and you can check to see just how dirty my mouth is...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these