We had a theving bunch of mutherfuckers at my school this year, and one of them got my cell phone. Two other kids turned them in, and when we went to question the kid, he got real offended that we would even think he had done such a thing. Looked me right in the face and said that he wasn't a theif, and he would never do that to me, he had more respect for me than that. He actually got kinda nasty about it. To make a long story short, they searched his locker and his things, and the little bastard had it the entire time. I got my phone back, and he got ten days of suspension followed by ten hours of community service...to be supervised by yours truly...