oops there goes my shirt up over my head oh my
oops there goes my skirt dropping to my feet oh my
oops some kind of touch caressing my legs oh my
i'm turning red who can this be

i tried and i tried to avoid but this thing was happening
swalloed my pride
let it ride and partied
but this body felt just like mine
i got worried
i looked over to the left, a relfection of myself
that's why i couldn't catch my breath

oops there goes my shirt up over my head oh my
oops there goes my skirt dropping to my feet oh my
oops some kind of touch caressing my legs oh my
i'm turning red who can this be

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