Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, & Sadam Hussein, et al.,

We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an
old- fashioned game of Whoop-Ass. Now that we understand the rules, that
there are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for the first time.

Since this game is Winner-Take-All, we unfortunately are unable to invite you
to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast
you - - LITERALLY.

While we admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is however, now our
turn at the plate.

By the way, we will be playing on your court,now.

Batter Up!

Sincerely,

The 270,000,000 citizens of the
UNITED STATES of AMERICA.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."