I was just watching the"Sopranos"with my wife on HBO.I think
that they are reruns but this struck;my perverted;sense of humor!
Tony Soprano--A rich man and a poor man are talking about their
wives birthday presents.
The rich man says-"I bought my wife a big diamond ring and a
Mercedes car.
The poor man says-"Why both?"
The rich man says-"If she doesn't like the ring;she can return it in
her Mercedes!
The poor man says-"I bought my wife;a pair of slippers and a dildo!"
The rich man says-"Why both?"
The poor man says-"If she doesn't like the slippers;she can go
fuck herself." Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)