A new young MD doing his residency in o.b. was quite embarrassed performing female exams and had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly to cover his embarrassment. The young lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He snarled "Just what is so funny madam?"
She replied, "I'm sorry doctor, but the song you were whistling
was......... 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner'!"
:whiteghos

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