If she works too hard, there is never any time for him.
If she doesn’t work at all, she is a gold- digger.

If she has as exhausting, 24 hour a day, repetitive job with no pay – she is a housewife and mother.
If he has a boring repetitive job with low pay, he can come home and sit in “his” recliner.

If she gets a job/promotion ahead of him, she must have laid down to get it, or gave a good blow job or neglects her family/kids.
If he gets a job/promotion ahead of her she is to accept it “Like a good little lady.”

If she tells you how nice he looks, he immediately thinks of sex.
If she takes care of herself and looks nice, she may be having an affair – or is asking for “it”.

If she cries, it is hormones…
If she is argumentative… she must be having her period.

If he makes a decision without consulting her, it is in her best interest.
If she makes a decision without consulting him, she may be a lesbian.

If she asks you to do something it is called nagging.
If he asks her to get him a beer, she is to drop what she is doing.

If she is proud of her achievements, she couldn’t have done them without him.
If she isn’t, she is a bitch.

If she says she isn’t in the mood for sex, she is frigid.
If he says he isn’t in the mood for sex, he is impotent.

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