Great jokes, but not puns per se. A true pun involves a play on words, such as Oppornockity, the piano tuner, who could perfetlcy tune a piano in only one visit. You see, Oppornockity only tunes once.

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein