I have become quite a frivolous old gal.

I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
A soon as I awake, Will Power helps me out of bed.
When he leaves, I go to see John.
Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and ready to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a day!