WHAT SEX ARE THEY?
>ZIPLOC BAGS - male,
>because they hold everything in, but you can always see right
>through them.
>
>
>SHOE - male,
>because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
>
> COPIER - female,
>because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
>TIRE - male,
>because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
>
> HOT AIR BALLOON - male,
>because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it .... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
>
> SPONGES - female,
>because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
>
> SUBWAY - male,
>because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>
> HOURGLASS - female,
>because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
>
> HAMMER - male,
>because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> REMOTE CONTROL - female!
>..... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men
>pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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