Two elves go into a bar, where they pick up two
prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first elf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room,
he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again.......ONE, TWO, THREE... UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second elf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a
hard on."
The second elf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the bed"
