Top Ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day"

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Sqat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

AAAANNNND.... the number One thing men would do it they woke up with a vagina for a day
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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