Two ladies were having a round of golf when they came up behind a foursome of males. Thinking they were far enough away, they decided to hit their tee shots. The first lady's shot was well shy of the foursome so the second lady took her tee shot. It sailed further and struck one of the males in the groin area. He fell to the ground holding his groin in his hand.

The lady ran up to him and apologized for the accident. She said, "I'm a trained physical therapist and I'll be happy to rub you to help reduce the pain."

The man at first replied he was okay but the lady persisted. "Let me help, please." With that she reached down and undid his trousers, pulled down his shorts and began to gently massage his member. After several minutes, she stopped and asked, "How does that feel, sir."

"Very good," he said, "but I still think my thumb is broke."