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Old 07-14-2017, 02:58 PM
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Is that a dildo in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

Dude, you're in the water. Don't fuck with a 'gator in the water. There's a reason they've survived umpteen millions of years in that environment.

There's also a reason that dildos were invented. That reason has nothing to do with baiting alligators.
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