wyndhy broke my flashlight the other day while playing smut games with me. She broke it over my head. It was a really cool one shaped like a bottle of malt vinegar from Long John Silver's.



Or did you mean you wanted me to ride the flashlight out with a smile on my face?

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus