Little Johnny II


Little Johnny is in Math class.
The teacher, who is an absolutely stunning brunette in her early 20's, with a schoolgirls uniform on, asks Johnny, "If there are 4 birds on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many are left?"
Johnny replies "None".
Teacher says "I don't think you understand, If you shoot one of the birds, there will then only be three left"
Johnny replies, "No maam, when you fire the gun, all the birds will leave."
Ths stunning teacher scratches her chin and says to Johnny "I like the way you think"
Johnny then says to the teacher "You're married, can I ask you a question?"
She replies yes. Johnny says "Three women are eating ice cream cones; one is licking it, one is biting it, and the other is sucking on it, which one is married"?
The teacher blushes and says "I suppose it would be the one that is sucking it."
Johnny says "No, actually it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."