Hey, Diddle, Diddle,
I have to go piddle,
Or I'd piddle a puddle I fear.

Now, Diddle, Diddle,
I'm done going piddle,
So I can play with my fiddle so dear.

But, say Diddle, Diddle,
If you like my ol' fiddle,
You can suck it a little right here.

And Diddle, Diddle,
From right in the middle,
A white creamy treat will appear.