CAT THOUGHTS
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9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely.
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat still needs someone to be independent *of*.
A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy.
Anything not yet on the ground will be.
Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener...
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.
Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
Catalyst (n): an alphabetical listing of Italian cats
CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??
Catholic: A cat with a drinking problem.
Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
A Book on Cats - by Ann Gora
I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.
Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.
Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?
McDonald's Hamburger 29=A2 ....Kal Can cat food 89=A2 ...Hmmmm?
It is in his own interest that a cat purrs.
It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage.
Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
