What do women write it on the walls with? Bright pink lipstick.

I get so fucked off with people hanging up the minute I answer my mobile as a sort of message saying "phone me back", that I have now resorted to telling people I have a pay as you go phone when really I have a contract. Just coz they are skint and can't afford credit themselves and they know I have a contract phone, they think, "aah, Ryan'll ring us back, he's on contract" - tough shit. Why should I waste money on them if THEY wanna talk to me?

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