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Old 08-20-2003, 05:36 AM
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Four Bells

A man who worked for the fire department came home form work and told his wife, " You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire department. When bell 1 rings,we all put our coats on. When bell 2 rings, we all slide down the pole. When bell 3 rings, we are on the truck and ready to go. From now on we are going to run this house the same way. when I say bell 1, you strip naked, bell 2, you jump into bed, bell 3, we are going to screw all night........."

The next night he came home from work and yelled, " Bell 1!" and his wife immediately took all her clothes off.

"Bell 2!", and she jumped into bed.

"Bell 3 ", and they began to screw.

After 2 minutes, she yelled, "Bell 4!!"

The husband said, "What the hell is Bell 4?!?!"

" MORE HOSE!" SHE SAID, " YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!!!"
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