Song line:

"But I got the crystal ball!" - Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris (it's funny in the context of the song).

Movie starred in:

Ninja Bachelor Party

Song I wish I wrote:

Frank Zappa - Beatles Medley (he uses different lyrics for all the songs, it's brilliant).

Movie I wish I thought up:

Wild Things

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters