HOORAY FOR MOTHER NATURE

Winter’s done,
Spring has sprung,
Hooray for Mother Nature.

The cold his gone,
Warmth has won,
Hooray for Mother Nature.

Guys have the woody,
Gals got the goodies,
Hooray for Mother Nature.

He moves and thrusts,
She clutches his butt,
Hooray for Mother Nature.

When he grunts and groans,
And she loudly moans,
Hooray for Mother Nature.

When she learns she’s pregnant,
And he learns it’s true.
“Hooray” says Mother Nature.