Your mission Mr. Skipper, if you choose to accept it, is to rummage the universe in search of such a site. We will wait right here for your return and of course if you disappear into the black hole of the web, never to be seen again, we will disavow all knowledge of your undertaking of such a futile endeavor. This message will not self-destruct, but remain here in memorial of you.





P.S.
We think this is kind of a special place and would like to welcome you if you care to stay a while.

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