If she had said upon her exit your dick was too SMALL, that would have been an insult. Sounds like your ex was kind of stupid when it comes to belittling.

Dude, you have a problem most of us would love to deal with.

At worst, you can't put it in all the way. It would be a problem if you couldn't get in it far enough!

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