Idiot fucking insurance company told my wife "Oh, no, you can't have *this* particular medicine, despite that's the one your doctor, after careful consultation and consideration of the symptoms, side effects, and possible interactions presribed for you. You can only have 'this other' one."

Probably because the maker of the 'other' one provides bigger kickbacks to the insurance company.

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