<<Old joke>>

Q. What's a Glaswegian man's idea of an aphrodisiac?

A. 12 pints of lager and a Vindaloo!!


Sorry, it just popped into my head there...... I'll just creep back inside the skirting board now, if that's ok..............

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind