11-09-2015, 12:59 PM
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Two Love Guppies Are Stuck On You
With apologies to Sam Jones, the alleged writer of the original Love Guppy the defending runner-up in a legendary "can you bottom that" usenet (predecessor to the Internet) love poetry contest.
I think my partner and I came up (?down?) with an even better (?worse?) one. This ?celebrates? the New Relationship Energy with a newly-developing relationship with a third. 
Two Love Guppies Are Stuck On You
By 2 Cynical Popes of the Panty-Floater Discordian Cabal
Copyleft 2012 - All Rights Reversed
Feel free to copy, quote, use, misuse, or abuse in any way you see fit.
Like your car in the ditch
Like the boot on your car
Like a stake and a witch
Like the 2-month-old leftovers on a plate in your fridge
We are stuck on you.
Like the lime in your toilet,
Like the grunge in your bathtub,
Like your car after a 42" Michigan blizzard
Like the bill collector
Like the green dye in my hair
We are stuck on you.
Like sweaty skin on plastic
Like plastic wrap to itself
Like the KGB agent tailing you
Like the bubblegum on your shoe
Like your sub in handcuffs
Like your dom in boots
We are stuck on you!
Like the window during a blizzard,
Like the crust in my oven
Like the macaroni burned on the pot-metal skillet
Like the nut on the lug bolt
We are stuck on you!!!
Like the rusted union over the leaking water heater,
Like the car lock after an ice storm
Like the port wine in your carpet
Like glue in a school-girl's pigtains,
Like the Kool Aid on the white tablecloth.
We are stuck on you!!!!!!!
Like a phonograph needle.... "INA INA INA INA INA INA...." in the middle of Ina Gadda Da Vida
Like spyware on your hard drive
Like your wet hand on a sub-zero metal banister
Like the lid on a vacuum-packed canister
Like the Love Guppy in the original poem....
We are stuck on you, for now and ever more!
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