Standing framed in the doorway a wide grin spreads across my face at the carnage before me. Female buttocks everywhere I look, it appears to be too good to be true. I notice the maid removing the cause of the upset and make a mental note to chastise her for being a party pooper.

I lightly shake my beer bottle to establish it's content then head to try to find some food. I pick my way over the guests who are still on the floor, pausing to offer a helping hand to a hula dancer who appears caught up in her grass skirt....

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