Brucie came home from work only to see his lover Sydney in a worried state.
"What's wrong, Syd?" Brucie asked.
"I think I've got something stuck in my ass. Can you take a real close look?"
Bruce told Sydney to bend over and gazed into his lover's asshole.
"I don't see anything up there, Syd."
"But there is! I know there is!" Sydney insisted.
"Stick your finger up there and maybe you can feel something."
Brucie complied but came up with air.
"I don't feel anything, Syd."
"I know something's up there. Stick another finger in!"
Brucie did as he was told.
"I still don't feel anything, Syd."
"Then try putting your hand up there!" Syd cried.
Brucie shoved his hand up to his in Sydney's asshole. When he pulled it out, there was a thousand-dollar watch on his wrist.
"What the hell-" Bruce said. "Whats this about?"
Sydney sings, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."