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Old 10-31-2003, 11:14 AM
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Halloween Joke!

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Good moring all!
Wanna hear a ghost story. Here it is

A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz
around Halloween. "Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?"
About 30% of the class puts their hand up.

"Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?"
About 10% of the class puts their hand up.

"Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?"
Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row puts
up his hand.

"You've actually had sex with a ghost?"

"Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!"

Happy Halloween!
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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.
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