Tinkle, tinkle little cock,
I've got to leave ... please, won't you stop?
I came early ... and I've stayed late,
I just had to piss ... wasn't on a date.
So, please, I ask, let's piss no more,
I've gone so long it might get sore.
At last your ending, thanks a bunch,
I started early and it's almost lunch.
I must admit ... I am glad it was you,
I would really hate it if it was a Number Two.