I'm speechless.

How horrible to get your member dismembered upon death! That is just terrible to then have it be displayed for all to see! Ginger was so right, I'll need to take a peek again at our Pixie men so I can be relieved at the sight of some alive and sexy penises!

(Now where is Napoleon's displayed? My sick curiosity is getting the best of me!)

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple