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Old 10-08-2003, 02:53 PM
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A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table . . .
. . . notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to he knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note with the bottle back over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1 million in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
WELL, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her: "Just so you know -- I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have over $2 million in the bank, but not even for YOU would I cut off 2 inches! Sorry, honey."
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