just a suggestion - get someon to write it for you. A friend who will know exactly who you are and what you want (rhyhmes with kaelynn?)
I know I wrote my best friend's match.com profile and she got tons more hits after that. Not that that is a testamant to my highly developed writing skills (*puke*) just that I have a better idea of what she is around people.

Anyway, blah blah blah from me. try it and let me know how it works out.

LAW