Well, I just got out of the shower so if you were going to sniff my arms, legs, chest, back, feet and tushy right now you'd smell a cocoa butter w/shea moisturizer.

If for some reason you wanted to sniff under my arms you'd be smelling Speed Stick Gel- Aqua Sport scent.

If you decided that you were going to go just below the beltline I'm thinking you would smell the Lever 2000 liquid bath soap that I just used. I've got to warn you though that it's been a little while since anybody has sniffed around near Little IowaMan so you may want to be prepared, he's liable to jump out at you. He won't hurt you but you really may want to stand back a bit at first.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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