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Old 12-31-2001, 02:25 AM
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LOL scotz...that was good

When the man first noticed his member was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, though his rare condition could be corrected by minor surgery.

The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.

"Crutches???" the surprised doctor asked.

"Well, yes," the woman said nonchalantly, "You are going to lengthen his legs aren't you?"

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