You see, my first wasn't a one-nighter, it was (we thought) true love. Didn't last but 6 mos., but very intense, now I see we were both very inexperienced. For years, I had fantasies about showing each other what we had learned, but there would be no way we could get together without the baggage of all the hurts that came after. And now I have seen & spoken to her, (she works at a certain ubiquitous home improvement store with big orange signs,) and I can safely say, I don't feel anything but glad I stayed with the LOML!

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