Then wait until they are in the throes of orgasm & stomp the shit out of them!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

uh-oh

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

if you can't go out with a bang at least go out banging.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Excuse me, I HAVE to know how you know now.

I taught my 1st graders one year about how animals/insects and humans were alike. I bought tons of crickets and showed them one hot day after playing outside and everyone racing for the water fountain how crickets when they go without water for too long will also all swarm a dish of water. We kept the crickets in an aquarium with corn meal and water until we just could not deal with the smell any longer. Then we took them outside and had hopping contests, graphing who could hop further kids or crickets. Fun times. Don't ask about the sea monkeys...

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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ok ok....... so what did you do with the monkey!! I mean sea monkeys?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

No, you let them do all the work, then stomp them just before the throes.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I was thinking more along the lines of enhancing their climactic experience by culminating it in their demise.


Not sending them off to cricket heaven pissed off! lol

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wise man...otherwise, they *will* come back to get you.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

lol^^
i had to laugh at someone sitting in our back yard the other night - they tried to stop the crickets for a minute by doing that loud noise trick. there wasn't even a lull. he was so suprised. i told him to be careful, they're more likely to come carry him off.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose