I asked for the vegetarian...

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

here you go Mr. Hitler, you nazi-shithead

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I think someone ^^^^ has some aggression issues

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

roflmao you guys....thank you for flying church of england.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

There's kids with beards, it's getting ok

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Little red cook-book, little red cook-book!












PS. For those of you NOT in the know, go out and rent, download or buy Eddie Izzard's "Dressed to Kill". Or just read the whole thing here http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordea...nscription.html

this is your Captain speaking, welcome to flight....one, today we will be flying at the height of 10 feet, moving up to 12 feet if we see anything big

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

The road to Hell is paved with cake.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

thank you! he's just as hysterical on paper...prolly cause i can see him in my head, but still.... thank you! i am pissing my pants laughing!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I have some strawberry birthday cake with sprinkles in the fridge. Who wants some?

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I can't even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: “Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch- death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower…"

I found that site the other day while looking for something else. I've seen or read it so many times that I've got most of the act memorized anyway..lol.





PS. Do you have a flag?????