Dr. Calvin Rickson,a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a brassiere that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news confrence after announcing his new invention......................... .................................................. ... .................................................. ... .................................................. ... a large group of men took Dr.Rickson outside and beat the shit out of him.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

:grin:

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

ha ha

Very funny thought...until it happens.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Insert yahoo rolling on the floor smiley here!

I hope he was forced to wear one of those things! This is too funny!